Tuesday, May 31, 2005

This is why you stay away from shellfish....

and the crab attacked my head...

Well, during a pleasant evening at Kira's house last weekend, it seems as if a large crustacean got the jump on me. It was definately reminiscent of those brain slugs that attack people on Futurama, because i'm not sure if I recall all of the events of the night. Ahh good times....

Tuesday, May 03, 2005

Happy 75,000 Miles Jimothy!!!


Well, regardless of Jimothy's semi-busted state (a step above "plastic byaag" state), he just hit the big 75,000 mile mark. I'm sent out an angry letter to GMC regarding my recent problems about a week or so ago and i'm hoping to hear back shortly. Although the fact continues that nobody can figure out what is wrong with the Jimmy, i've been doing my best to take care of it. I gave him a fuel injection cleaning, some nice clean Quaker State, a brand new Pure-One oil filter and an Armor-All interior wipe-down for the occasion. Long Live Jimothy!!

Sunday, May 01, 2005

I really am "The Man"...

Well, it's official! I am "The Man". I was buying candy at 7-11 with Kira and the clerk saw the ring on her finger. He asked whether I had given it to her, I was happy to say yes, and he now refers to me as "The Man". I think I can live with that.